Choose Some Background MUSIC

From my Virtual Midi Jukebox you can select a midi file from the list - wait a few seconds and you should get some music playing. Use the "2 Stop Music" button to end the song or you may get some strange things happening in your browser.

You can also save the Mid files if you right click on the player a menu appears, in Netscape.

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DOB: 10 March 1962      Birthplace:Yorks UK.

Land Conquered: Rochford, Luton, Royston, Watford, Farnborough, Camberley, Bow (London), Lom Koa, Davao, Cebu.

Ambitions:  I have a dream that we shall all live in peace and that disease and famine will be unknown to us all. I also wish to be world champion in the competitive world of pooh sticks my "stick" being a rusty, blunt, blood stained Battle Axe. - or....I would love to get up every morning.

Turn-Ons:  Pretty Punani, Bohol, Emaj7, Viridian, Red Wine, Natural Wood, Candlelight.

Turn-Offs:  Mindless Optimism, Narcissism, Hypocrisy, and loud unstable peeps.

Every Man Should Have:  Independence, confidence, and a directory on his PC of contemporary Art & Photography.

My Dreamy Gal: Scorpio, from the Far East, Independent, Driven, worldly, not too clean-cut, and easy going. Doesn't think her bum looks big in anything she wears e.g.?
additional note for my USA friends - if possible not in therapy.

Optional Extras: Drives a Black DeTomaso Panterra GT5 (see pic), Well OK maybe that was just an excuse to put up a pic of a GT5, - able to cope with any situation, professional, and a 5:00 0'clock bikini shadow.

I'm Always: . .  Trying to find ways to balance a HK Bank account, or being creative with music or at my PC - now if I could just combine the two life would be almost perfect.

Role Models:  Edmund Blackadder (for Sarcasm), Eric Bloodaxe (for Diplomacy, Pillaging and Hacking), Fred Dibnah (Philosophical outlook), Lister (Style - from Red Dwarf), Peter Greenaway (Film Director), Yves Tanguay (Artist), Joe Satriani (Guitar Player) and Windy Miller (Cider Drinker), Foreign currency investors (for mindless optimism).

Beliefs:  Old Wine and a young woman makes any man happy.

Motto:  I don't care and you can't make me.

Philosophy:  Live and Let Live,  Always agree with big, drunk, New Zealand rugby players.

In September 1999 I had a go at a Tandem Skydive. The Plane took about 20 mins to reach 12,000 ft, then I sat outside the plane for a few seconds B4 I rapidly accelerated to 120 mph. Skydive Mpg 1 Mb file of Me Skydiving. By way of thanks for not killing me here are details on the North London Parachute Centre, Chatteris Airfield, Lower Mount Pleasant Farm, Stonea. PE15 0EA
Parachute Centre Tel 01354 740810
Bookings Tel (UK) 01473 829982
Fax 01354 740406, E-mail MartinPara@AOL.COM

Eric Bloodaxe, Ivarr the Boneless, Penda, Anglo Saxon, Celtic, Heretics.

Geoff's Galleries, Midi Jukebox, Poems +, Wavs.

AD&D, Lord of the Nazgul, Mole Catching, Holy Grail, Fred Dibnah, Royston Cave.

Comedy, Sex, Drugs, Rock n Roll, My Hell.

Astra GTE, Morris Minor, Morris Ads.

Stamps, Links.

e-mail, Locations, About GVL.

Contact Details :-

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