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Learn from your parents mistakes - use birth control!


Mates Natural
Sex
OK first of all you need to know that when two people, usually a man and a woman, love each other very much they may at some point have sex. If a man and woman have sex then they a stand a good chance of making a baby and this situation will continue until they stop having sex or take precautions.
Taking precautions is usually a good thing unless you want to actually make a baby. If you just want to practise making babies you need take effective precautions. This usually means following instructions to the Letter so I have placed a diagram that will help.

Durex
Instructions
1. Study the animated Gif.
2. Remember the movements in the Gif.
3. Purchase the product in the image.
4. Repeat animation in diagram.
5. You are now ready for the next Phase.


The next phase in the operation is best described with diagrams - it should be noted that vegetables have been substituted for models and no vegetables were harmed in the creation of this webpage.


Vegetables


Some examples of what can be achieved if you can become skilled in phase 1


Vegetables


A nasty example of what can go wrong if you do not become fully skilled in phase 1


Naked Gun


A very nasty example of what can also be achieved if you do not become skilled in phase 1 and you take drugs.


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