LoveULongtime.wav 83 kb

Full metal Jacket Me so horney, me so horney. Me love you longtime.

bejing.wav 33 kb

South Park Teacher speaking to the kids

screwu.wav 16 kb

South Park Cartman "Well Screw U 2."

dumb_ass.wav 24 kb

Beavis and Butthead ~ "U Dumb ass"

HGTim.wav 57 kb

Monty Python and the Holy Grail ~ John Cleese as Tim the Enchanter "There are some that call me.....Tim."

Lumberjack-song.wav 286 kb

Monty Python's Flying Circus The Lumberjack Song from the TV show.

memphis.wav 803 kb

The end part of Cher singing "Walking in Memphis"

weirdness.wav 53 kb

X Files. Mulder ~ "Weirdness."

1Ring.wav 216 kb

Lord or the Rings. First heard on Radio 4, Gandalf Speaks ~ "One Ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them."

Gandalf.wav 64 kb

Lord or the Rings. ~ "Tell me Gandalf what I must do now"

Gollum.wav 41 kb

Lord or the Rings. Gollum speaks ~ "Nice Hobbits's"

Mordor.wav 86 kb

Lord or the Rings. Wringwraiths ~ "Come Back to Mordor we will take you."

Mr Frodo.wav 32 kb

Lord or the Rings. Sam Wise ~ "We're plain lost Mr Frodo."

Hear Some Fred Dibnah wavs

Cough (18 kb)

* Fred Dibnah's famous bronchial Cough

Chimney (25 kb)

* Fred's thoughts about falling off a Chimney

It's goin' (36 kb)

* Fred warns Everyone - "It's goin'" Kewl Windows shut down wav

Hoot (6 kb)

* Fred Dibnah's warning Hooter "Hoot Hoot"

D'ya'like that (5 kb)

* Fred asks "D'ya'like that?"